Origami was never like this when I was a kid...

Porn + origami = Pornagami.

Seriously.

The geometry club

Dave, I just found out today that your wife believes that I was the founder of the geometry club. Though I meet the minimun requirements (barely, I am sure! =), this card-carrying member cannot take credit for that founding. I think you have some 'splanin to do.

A Success! (even if we didnt win)

Thank you all for coming down and doing some cooking last weekend. The rules werent clear, the turn in times werent set, but the fun was golden! I am looking forward to a repeat performance next time, when perhaps the judges will judge based on taste and apperance and not slice thickness.

And the winner is...

"Why buy the milk if you can get the cow for free?" Thanks, Nich!

I think I have large iron-on transfers, so I'll make big ones for the back of the T's too. If I don't have them, then we'll just do breast pocket logos. I'll bring the graphics with me just in case we're feeling frisky and want to run to Wal-Mart or something and get big transfers.

Everyone bring a WHITE T to put their design on. I don't think it matters what kind of T...just make sure it's white so we all look somewhat alike.

Mooooooooooooooooo

Easy Cow Logo for cookoff

So, my brisket's not perfected yet, but I did have a brain fart for the "company T-shirt." You have to open your brain a bit, but you'll get it. :)

Here's the train of thought:

• Stevie: Easy cow...cheese, cow, play on "easy"
• Nich: Something about a hooker cow may be funny...
• Stevie washing dishes this morning: Cow in heels, chessy...Cow with short skirt, cheesy... "Easy" Cow. I like cow hooker, but how to do it funny and not stupid (in one week)...

And here's what I came up with. Imagine if you will, a white T. On the breast pocket area, there are a few little spot (like a jersey cow) around the words "Easy Cow" written in a scripty, swirly, tattoo font. Turn over to the back of the T to find bigger spots/splotches with a larger, more intricate version "Easy Cow" placed right above the butt crack.

An "Easy Cow" tramp stamp. Or we could use "Moo" or "Squeeze Me, I'm Easy" or something like that. And we could change the front up to be like a classic Heart tattoo (you know, the classic "Mom" tattoo with the words "Easy Cow" in the banner).

Whaddo you think? Think there are enough dirty old men out there (and intelligent, cynical young people) to get it. "Easy" Cow...tramp stamp??

Or, do you think my brain fart is just that...a fart????