Easy Cow Logo for cookoff

So, my brisket's not perfected yet, but I did have a brain fart for the "company T-shirt." You have to open your brain a bit, but you'll get it. :)

Here's the train of thought:

• Stevie: Easy cow...cheese, cow, play on "easy"
• Nich: Something about a hooker cow may be funny...
• Stevie washing dishes this morning: Cow in heels, chessy...Cow with short skirt, cheesy... "Easy" Cow. I like cow hooker, but how to do it funny and not stupid (in one week)...

And here's what I came up with. Imagine if you will, a white T. On the breast pocket area, there are a few little spot (like a jersey cow) around the words "Easy Cow" written in a scripty, swirly, tattoo font. Turn over to the back of the T to find bigger spots/splotches with a larger, more intricate version "Easy Cow" placed right above the butt crack.

An "Easy Cow" tramp stamp. Or we could use "Moo" or "Squeeze Me, I'm Easy" or something like that. And we could change the front up to be like a classic Heart tattoo (you know, the classic "Mom" tattoo with the words "Easy Cow" in the banner).

Whaddo you think? Think there are enough dirty old men out there (and intelligent, cynical young people) to get it. "Easy" Cow...tramp stamp??

Or, do you think my brain fart is just that...a fart????